Bathroom Filtration System

There is a company, BFS, that is advertising custom built and designed bathrooms for male users. The owner of the company, Greg Crochman, came up with the business just prior to marrying his second wife. Greg was a flatulent man, and realizing that he could prevent an awkwardness in his household he went to the task of designing the world's most scent guarded bathroom. Six years and 1300 bathroom remodels later Greg and his wife Liana are opening their third showroom in downtown San Francisco. Greg's initial bathroom added simple, yet beneficial design reconstructs; such as fiberglass insulation on the inside walls. "Normally a contractor will only insulate the outside walls, ignoring the inside ones because there is no heat gain/loss. But with insulated interior walls you can go into my bathrooms and cut a loud fart, and she'll never know." And she'll never know is right. Greg's bathrooms have come a long way, and now include hospital grade HEPA filters, teflon coated toilet bowls (the inside of the bowl to prevent streaking) and air exchange regulators that trigger to moderate the outside air exchange during high use periods. "I wanted something very special for my clients, so we came up with the Gruntmaster. It's the highest tech toilet on the market today, next to NASA's redesign of the Zero Gravity Dumpite5000. " Greg continues "We gave it our standard features- the teflon coat, the high pressure emergency flush, with built in silencer to hide the fact that you might be double or triple flushing, and the nitrogen air filled cushion seat. We even turned the manual footrest into an automatic feauture, which recognizes your contours and weight, and adjusts the footrest height to your previous desired setting." But the real showstopper comes with their newest upgrade. For an extra 2000 dollars you can have a HVAC technician run a small air hose from your toilet bowl through an exhaust system to the outside of the house. Greg says, "Look, we're going to take care of the problem at the source instead of trying to deal with the nuances later. Glade and other airfreshners just try to mask the problem. We take care of it with a real solution. We even went so far as to make the air hose seamless with the porcelain bowl, and with a secret backside switch. Now all the bad air is pumped out before it even gets a chance to enter the room." And that insulation we mentioned earlier has been customized and patented. They genetically modified a fungi to emit a quaint rosemary fragrance, and then wove the fungal mass right into the fiberglass. Greg just said after our interview, "Hey people ask how'd you get into your line of work. And what can I say. Some men want to be firemen, others doctors. I'm just playing hide and seek with bathrooms and loving what I am doing."